(NEW) Animal Face $120/Oz 🔥

*Animal Face* (aka Animal Face #10) is a potent hybrid bred by Seed Junky Genetics from Face Off OG × Animal Mints. Depending on the cut, you’ll see it listed as hybrid, sativa-dominant, or indica-leaning — it’s a true “tweener” that hits both head and body. 

*Profile*

- *THC*: Higher than average, ranging ∼27% up to 40.20% in some Fig Farms batches

- *Genetics*: Face Off OG × Animal Mints

- *Dominant terpenes*: Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, also Pinene, Ocimene, Linalool 

*Aroma & Flavor*

Super complex. Nose opens with sharp fuel/diesel, menthol, mint, earthy pine, then a cool cookie-mint or custardy vanilla sweetness. Users also get gas, skunk, cake, apples, incense, citrus, sour grapefruit, coffee grounds, and “old school bud from the early 2000s”. Taste is sweet minty pine up front, then earthy, peppery, doughy gassy notes. 

*Buds*

Dense, frosted, resinous with an OG structure. Colors run lighter frosted greens mixed with dark olive. One reviewer said “fat and dense covered in trichomes”. 

*Effects*

Fast and cerebral onset. Most common: relaxed, tingly, euphoric, happy, focused. It’s weirdly versatile:

- Can be energetic, creative, talkative — people have run 5Km on it

- Can be sleepy, couch-lock — “definitely brings on heavy relaxation”

- Many say it “massages the nerves”, smooth and calming without drowsy

- Strong body tingle, warm and comfy 

*Commonly used for*

28% say anxiety, 18% depression, 17% stress. Also mentioned for pain, tremors, chronic insomnia. 

*Notable quirks*

- “Blastoff moment” — creeps for ∼20 min then you’re “rooted and zooted”

- One review: “puts an immediate involuntary stupid looking grin on my face”

- Can be racey at first for anxiety-prone users — “start small”

- Some batches hit 34-37% THC — “not a strain for light weights” 

Info is from user reports and not medical advice.

Ab*Identity crisis:* Noone can agree what it is. Breeders call it a hybrid, but depending on pheno/cut you’ll see it labeled sativa-dominant, indica-leaning, or 50/50. Leafly even lists it both ways. It’s the ultimate “tweener”.

2. *THC monster*: While average batches sit ∼27%, some Fig Farms cuts have tested up to *40.20% THC*. One reviewer said “34-37% THC… not a strain for light weights”.

3. *Delayed blast-off*: It’s a creeper. Multiple users mention a “blastoff moment” ∼20 minutes in where it suddenly goes from zero to “rooted and zooted”.

4. *Smells like 2000s nostalgia*: Reviewers say it smells like “old school bud from the early 2000s” — that gassy, skunky, diesel funk with sweet cake underneath.

5. *The “stupid grin” strain*: One person wrote it “puts an immediate involuntary stupid looking grin on my face” every time.

6. *Gym or couch? Both*: It’s bizarrely versatile. Some people report energetic, focused highs and have “run 5Km on it”, while others say “it’s really hard to stay awake after smoking this” and only use it at night.

7. *Flavor chaos*: In one hit you can get menthol, mint, diesel, gas, skunk, cake, apples, incense, citrus, sour grapefruit, coffee grounds, vanilla, and pine. Reviewers literally said “smash lemon haze and sour diesel together”.

8. *Maryland favorite*: It’s “very popular in the Maryland Cannabis Program” and the only thing that helped one reviewer’s tremors and chronic insomnia.