Dirty Gary INDICA | 28-34% THC | $120 an oz | $180 for 2 ozs | $350 for 4 ozs | $575 for 8 oz | $1050 a Pound

Dirty Gary is a loud, savory strain built for true gas and funk lovers. This indica-dominant hybrid is known for its pungent garlic aroma, sticky buds, and heavy effects that hit deep and last long. It’s not sweet — it’s raw, funky, and powerful.

The aroma punches hard with garlic, onion funk, and diesel fuel, layered with earthy kush and peppery spice. On the inhale, expect thick, savory smoke packed with garlic gas, while the exhale leaves a grimy, kushy finish that sticks to the palate.

The high comes on with a calming mental fog, shutting off stress and mental chatter, before settling into a heavy, full-body relaxation. Dirty Gary is best for evenings or nights when you’re ready to slow everything down.

Effects:

• Heavy body relaxation
• Sedative, slow-burn high
• Stress and tension relief
• Couch-lock potential

Medical Uses:

May help with chronic pain, insomnia, anxiety, muscle tension, and stress.

Appearance:

Dense, greasy buds with deep green tones, occasional purple hues, thick orange pistils, and a sticky trichome coat — loud, rugged, and unmistakably funky.