Future Ex Wife 23-28% THC (2oz for $85) (4oz for $140) (8 ozs for $225) (1P $400)

Genetics: Wedding Cake × Divorce Cake

Type: Balanced Hybrid (Slightly Indica-leaning)

THC: 23-28%

Aroma & Flavor: Vanilla frosting, sour berries, earthy spice, and a hint of diesel

Description:

Meet Future Ex Wife — sweet at first, but guaranteed to leave a lasting impression. This bold hybrid brings together the creamy dessert richness of Wedding Cake with the gassy bite of Divorce Cake, creating a powerhouse strain that’s as unpredictable as love itself.

The aroma bursts with sweet vanilla frosting and tart berry notes, while the exhale adds a touch of earthy fuel and spice. The high starts with a euphoric head rush that lifts the mood and boosts creativity before melting into a deep, body-hugging calm that lingers long after the first spark.

Balanced yet potent, Future Ex Wife is the kind of strain that’ll make you fall hard — and then forget why you were stressed in the first place.

Effects:

• Euphoric, creative, and mood-lifting
• Deep physical relaxation without couch lock
• Perfect for evenings, unwinding, or social sessions

Medical Uses:

May assist with stress, anxiety, mood swings, insomnia, and chronic pain.

Appearance:

Dense, frosty nugs coated in milky trichomes with purple undertones and amber pistils — visually stunning and sticky to the touch. The bag appeal matches the name: dangerously attractive.