(NEW) Humble Pie 🥧 ($140/Oz) 🔥

Humble Pie

*Type*: Indica-dominant hybrid  

*Lineage*: Cherry Pie x Animal Cookies  

*THC*: 34-37% | *CBD*: <1%

Humble Pie hits rich and comforting. The aroma is loud baked cherry, buttery pie crust, and sweet dough with a nutty, earthy cookie edge and faint gas from the Animal Cookies. Flavor follows with tart cherry filling, brown sugar, vanilla, and a smooth spicy-cookie finish that coats your palate. At 34-37% THC, it’s heavy-hitting — smaller doses are warm and functional, great for late afternoon stress relief, while higher doses get very heavy and sedating, helping with insomnia at night. The high starts with a calm, euphoric head lift that melts anxiety fast, then rolls into deep body relaxation. Happy and mellow comes first, then your muscles unwind and your eyelids get heavy. It’s comfort-food territory — mood elevates, tension drops, and your body sinks in. “Humble Pie” fits because it smells and tastes like you just pulled a cherry pie out of the oven, with that doughy, sweet, homey vibe. Best for evening wind-downs, pain relief, appetite, and sleep. Not ideal for high-focus tasks. The texture is dense and greasy, breaks up chunky, and it burns slow with thick smoke.

*Aroma*: Baked Cherry, Pie Crust, Brown Sugar, Dough, Nutty Cookie, Earth, Light Gas  

*Flavour*: Tart Cherry, Vanilla, Buttery Crust, Spiced Cookie, Sweet Earthy Finish  

*Effects*: Calm, Euphoric, Happy, Relaxed, Sleepy, Heavy Couch-Lock in higher doses  

*Medical*: Chronic Pain, Stress, Anxiety, Insomnia, Appetite Loss, Muscle Tension  

*Appearance*: Dense, rounded nugs with forest green and deep purple hues, thick layer of frosty trichomes, scattered dark orange hairs. Oily to the touch, leaves resin on your fingers

*Genetics Note*:  

*Lineage*: Cherry Pie x Animal Cookies  

*Type*: Indica-dominant hybrid, roughly 70/30  

*Top terpenes*: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene drive the cherry-dough-gas profile  

*Selected for*: Dessert flavor, heavy resin, and calming body effects  

*Tests*: 34-37% THC consistently across top batches, excellent for hash and rosin with 6%+ returns

*Fun Facts*:  

The name plays on “eating humble pie” because the high is so relaxing it kills ego and stress in one hit  

This cut stacks Cherry Pie’s fruit with Animal Cookies’ doughy funk, so the exhale tastes like cherry cobbler with whipped cream  

Phenos finish with deep purple sugar leaves that look dusted in powdered sugar after a proper cure  

Known for making your whole house smell like a bakery within seconds of grinding, and the flavor holds all the way through the joint  

A favorite among edible and hash makers because the terp profile translates perfectly into concentrates without losing the pie-crust note